Cancer Free

Dear Hepatocellular Adenoma,

I'm just sitting here with my headache and liverache. How are you? It's great that you stopped by to cause confusion and concern but I'd appreciate it if you'd deflate and disappear. What's that you say? Stop feeding you birth control? Well well my tumor of shit, how the hell am I supposed to keep tiny dudes from emerging from my uterus?

Thanks for the unnecessary biopsy, that was fun!

Love,
Your local host, Tara.

Dear Hostess,

When will you stop being angry and feed me some cupcakes? I promise not to bleed and cause you any more surgery or harm.

Love,
Your Livery Tumor


I'll let you know what the gastrointerologist says about all of this on the 25th. If I get knocked up before then I'm going to kill this tumor w/my bare hands.

Thanks to all of you for your love and support. My tumor thanks you too.